The Coffee Addicts Psalm 23
The 23rd Cup
Coffee…
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when:
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
You get a speeding ticket even when you’re parked.
You speed walk in your sleep.
You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
You sleep with your eyes open.
The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.
You’re the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don’t even work there.
Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
Your only source of nutrition comes from “Sweet & Low.”
You don’t sweat, you percolate.
You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a coffee can.
You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.
You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
You short out motion detectors.
You don’t tan, you roast.
You don’t get mad, you get steamed.
My 3 favorite things!
Ok, so I worked hard all day and then I come home and get cranking on homework…joy…
